F.A.Q.

What is ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’?
Oh! Hello. I didn’t see you there. ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’ is the internet’s first all drunk, all the time Dexter podcast! Basically what happens is we get sloshed (the degree of inebriation varies by week) and discuss the latest Dexter episode.

How did ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’ all begin?
Well, that’s an interesting story. Our founder, Lord Loquacious Dexington, built this podcast and website in 1897 with sticks. We’re preserving a tradition that is over a century old.

Why should I listen to ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’?
Why shouldn’t you?

Why should I listen to ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’?
Because sometimes we are actually right about stuff. Actually, we at ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’ are NEVER WRONG. Things we have been right about include: that the Doomsday Killer(s) were supposed to be the Two Witnesses; exactly how pathetic Joey Quinn is going to get; Dexter’s biceps; boats.

What are the other perks of listening to ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’?
You’ll actually develop telekinesis. Also, superior cooking skills and the ability to summarize the most recent episode of Dexter very quickly.

Why will I develop superior cooking skills?
Every week, one of our podcaster’s whips up a Dexter-themed cocktail or food dish. Usually the food has some booze in it, in case you were worried that it wouldn’t get you drunk. And it doesn’t always cook out!

Why will I be able to summarize the most recent episode of Dexter very quickly?
Another one of our podcasters summarizes the most recent episode of Dexter very quickly in each podcast. Usually, the summary has some booze in it.

What’s your favorite kind of dinosaur?
Velociraptor.

When and where do you recommend listening to ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’?
When- and wherever your iPod fits. Possibilities include:

• In your car!
• In your friend’s car!
• In someone else’s car while you’re waiting in the back seat so you can make them drive to a remote location to be murdered!
• Behind some stranger’s car while you hide and wait for someone to come out of a hotel room so you can shoot him!
• While trapped in the trunk of someone’s car!
• At a Four Walls build!
• While drunk!
• While drunk in Don Draper’s office!
• While drunk sleeping on Joey Quinn’s floor!
• While drunk sleeping in Joey Quinn’s car!
• While drunk at the Waffle House!
• In the TARDIS!
• At Hogwarts! Actually you can’t, because the magic would interfere with your iPod or computer. If you are a Hogwarts student or professor, please contact us to make alternative arrangements.
• While warming your hands by the fire!
• While crying in the shower!
• At Camp Jordan!
• …and more!

Wow, thanks for answering my questions!
You’re welcome, America! (And other countries.)

What if I want to contact you?
We’ve got like 47 ways to contact us on our contact page. Look up. Look a little further up. Or click this link.