Let's Talk About Dex

6×12: Queasled

angelnorelation — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 04:10:35 +0000

Your hosts quarantine themselves in a stinky cat owner’s house for the final, epic Season 6 episode of Let’s Talk About Dex. Is this the way the world ends – not with a bang, but with a phlegmy, hacking cough? Vodka is the best medicine for all your post-Dexter blues, so just open wide and say “aahhh” as we pour some serious knowledge down your throat. Was this season a divine revelation, or just a false prophecy? Is incest ever okay? And what is this funny feeling in my pants? Plus! Angel stages seven sweet-but-deadly tableaus in this week’s Delicious Dexter, Angeleena offers tips for a holiday-worthy “Doomsday Dinner,” and Stephanie asks everyone a Hypothetical Dextion. If you’ve experienced any itching, sneezing, vomiting, planking, or an erection lasting more than 4 hours after listening to this podcast, call our helpline at (786) 248-1772…before it’s too late.

Don’t forget to keep up with us @DexEducation on Twitter, on Facebook, on our Tumblr, and on this page. The season may be over, but this podcast isn’t! We’ll be back for a few off-season podcasts, and if for whatever reason you like us, we’re starting a new, completely-unrelated-to-television podcast in 2012.

Click the jump to see images of this week’s revelatory Delicious Dexter and more!

DELICIOUS DEXTER PRESENTS…

Is Christmas not macabre enough for you? Want to use a religious ritual as an excuse to create mayhem? Celebrate this Quinnmas in style by recreating the Doomsday Killer’s tableaus and embracing one of the oldest holiday traditions of all time: gingerbread men!

Click here to view the flickr gallery of this week’s gingerbread tableaus! Slideshow forthcoming as soon as WordPress stops being a dick and I cut someone!

TO START:
Use your favorite gingerbread cookie recipe (this one comes highly recommended) or just buy some of the pre-made dough like Pillsbury makes. After all, your focus is less on the cookie beneath and more on the presentation.

YOU ALSO NEED:
-gummy worms: at least 7 to recreate the seven-headed serpent from the first tableau
-fruit snacks: a fruit vendor’s gotta have some oranges (naranjas), right?
-Swedish fish: a fair amount to recreate the Alpha Omega sign at the third tableau
-toothpicks: at least one to impale your gingerbread angel with!
-egg nog (rum optional, but highly recommended) and red food coloring: nothing like some bowls of wrathful nog to dump on your unsuspecting gingerbread crime scene analysts for the fifth tableau!
-cookie cutters: men, stars, trees, and an angel
-a metric fuckton of frosting

After that, get creative. After all, like Travis Marshall, you’re allowed to take some artistic liberties in translating from 2 dimensions into 3! When completed, stand atop your favorite mountain or skyscraper and sacrifice these cookies to your belly.

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Is Travis Marshall really Jon Arbuckle? (Click to enlarge! That’s what she said!)

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Here’s a link to Steve Buscemi and Bertman! I imagine Bertman is a lot what Masuka’s spinoff would resemble.

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6×11: Sex Whirlpool

angelnorelation — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:01:42 +0000

Holy Frankenfuck, guests! Dexter costume designer Kathleen Felix-Hager (@kathleenhager) graciously joins your hosts for an interview on this week’s Let’s Talk About Dex. We get an exclusive peek into the process of dressing Miami’s finest, as well as some insider perspective on Season 6 and what’s in store for the finale. But first! Is there enough bleach in the world to clean up the stain that this episode has left on our brains? Perhaps this is a job for the Handjob Killer. Also, we finally bring you the perfect pie to end all suffering. Share it with a friend! (This podcast has a history of choosing inappropriate or unavailable puns.)

Click the jump to see what you see and taste this week’s so-good-it’ll-kill-you ‘Delicious Dexter.’ Although you won’t actually be able to taste it unless you make it no matter how many times you lick the screen. And to skip straight to some of the costumes we talked about, click here.

Seriously, is it me or does Louis have the world’s worst handwriting?

This is Travis Marshall’s scrunched-up “I’m so mad!!!” face:

And this is Travis Marshall’s “I’m adorable and you will therefore do what I ask” face:

This is Travis’s creepy painting of Dexter:

And here’s the Eliot search engine interface:

DELICIOUS DEXTER PRESENTS…

Feeling crummy? Wish someone would just put you out of your misery already? Why not try:

You finally brought me the perfect pie!

“The Perfect Pie”

Ingredients:
1/2 cup ice
1/2 cup vanilla ice cream
1 oz. Licor 43 liqueur
1 oz. vanilla vodka
1/2 oz. Rose’s lime juice

Combine ingredients in a blender until smooth, then pour into a martini glass rimmed with graham cracker crumbs. Garnish with whipped cream, crumbs and a twist of lime. Oh, sweet relief!

Here are some of the clothes that we talked about in this episode. Take a look while you listen!

[Show as slideshow]

6×10: Slampig

angelnorelation — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:00:45 +0000

Your hosts bring more than just love and hot kisses when they meet at their usual spot to discuss episode 10, “Ricochet Rabbit.” Pour yourself a tall vodka and slip into your sluttiest Gellar sweater for this week’s exciting show, wherein Angel tries to hide some incriminating stains, Annabelle urges everyone to clear their cookies, and Stephanie gets slam-pigged. Later, Angeleena demonstrates the best way to flamingo yourself in this week’s fruity ‘Delicious Dexter’ – but not before Kat accidentally exterminates half the galaxy. Is it owl stretching time? We have an app for that! 4 out of 5 listeners agree: Let’s Talk About Dex is Germany’s #1 Dexter podcast. (The other listener thought this was The Good Wife podcast.)

Click the jump to see some gaping wounds to the heart (both literal and metaphorical) and this week’s ‘Delicious Dexter,’ Mike Anderson’s Flamingo Punch!

Gellar’s sexy chest wound is Stephanie’s photo du jour:

Quinn has been sitting around eating chips like a slob as evidenced by this photograph with chip bags in the bottom left, but we’ve got money riding on whether he’ll do it on camera.

“Mike Anderson’s Flamingo Punch”

1/2 cup Mike’s Hard Pink Lemonade
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1 oz white rum
1 oz vodka
a splash of grenadine

Blend with ice until smooth or serve on the rocks. Garnish with a twist of lime, and voila! You’ll be feeling like a Miami native in no time. Caution: too many of these and the handcuffs might come out. It’s a Chicago thing.

Louis looks so heartbroken. Maybe Dexter’s heart is two sizes too small.

6×09: Freezer Burned!

angelnorelation — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:16:32 +0000

The ladies of LTAD provide the high-caliber Dexter commentary you’ve come to know and love in their review of episode nine, “Get Gellar.” Can this hour-long therapy session heal a bad case of freezer burn? Angel, Angeleena and Annabelle try to break their pattern of drunkenness to no avail. Also: blood affirmations! eBay conspiracies! Cryogenic preservation! Don’t fill up on Scooby Snacks, ’cause you’ll be hungry like the wolf when you hear this week’s “Delicious Dexter.” Hey, this podcast looked pretty good when you picked it up at Waffle House last night… like your mom. (We took pictures.)

Click the jump to see this week’s super-complicated “Delicious Dexter” and the Quinn “FAITH” poster. And don’t forget to leave us a voice message at (786) 248-1772. We’ll play your message on the air if you’re super lucky. Or super sexy. But not too creepy. There’s a happy medium.

Also, we have a new tumblr: letstalkaboutdex.tumblr.com. We plan on breaking it in really soon. Oh yeah, and also we’re on Twitter @DexEducation and on Facebook.

Because I believe:

Delicious Dexter

6×08: Totes McGhosts

angelnorelation — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 13:11:29 +0000

Everyone joins hands around the table and shares what they’re most thankful for in this jolly holiday episode of Let’s Talk About Dex. (Hint: it’s not just our Gellar-themed merkins.) Curiosity and arousal abound as your hosts discuss sins of omission, casual leaning, and death by Cheeto overdose. Meanwhile, Angel learns an important lesson about faith-based social networking, Angeleena puts a boozy spin on a classic Dexter dessert, and Kat gets a woody for Woody. Is Stephanie’s idea for Dexter: The Musical a great idea, or the greatest idea? Is Showtime performing Inception on us all? Hey girl, we heard you like podcasts, so we put a podcast in this podcast so you can listen to a podcast while you listen to podcasts. You’re welcome.

Also, we were serious about that e-mail thing. First e-mail wins the coveted prize(s). letstalkaboutdex@gmail.com.

Click the jump to check out Masuka’s Chocolate Lava Booze Cakes and see a picture of Brian that may or may not horrify you.

“Masuka’s Chocolate Lava Booze Cakes”

This Thanksgiving, gather your cunty family around the dinner table for a dessert that’ll have everyone feeling thankful for your culinary expertise. They don’t have to know how easy it was! Just follow these simple steps, and your mouth will want to die of auto-erotic chocolate-fication.

Ingredients:

3 1/2 oz dark chocolate
1/3 cup butter
1 cup powdered sugar
2 eggs
2/3 cups flour
Booze option: 6 tbsp raspberry liqueur

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Microwave chocolate and butter for 1 minute or until melted. Add sugar, eggs, flour and liqueur, stirring each in seperately. Pour batter into six ramekins (or a muffin pan) and bake for 13 minutes, then cool and serve. Voila! It’s a river of chocolate love that melts in your mouth. But not your hands. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. Heheheheheh.

“Wow. You can make anything sound perverted.”

Is Ange an expert chef?

Here’s that picture of Brian. Yeah, I saw that movie. Deal with it. I see everything.

6×07: Jizz Fest 2011

angelnorelation — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 07:54:55 +0000

Pack your least favorite t-shirt and hop in the car with LTAD for a road trip to Jizz Fest 2011! Your hosts pick up special hitchhiking guest Marissa for this week’s sight-seeing tour of Episode 6×07, “Nebraska.” Passions ignite like a hot poker over the return of Brian Moser, but even he can’t stop the Biblical vengeance that Old Man Saggy Butt will wreak when we find out what’s really in that nacho cheese - and in Shady Norm’s grain silo, for that matter. Angeleena delivers a double meat injection to this week’s Delicious Dexter, and Angel sets a new record for being meta with ”Dex In 60 Secs (In 60 Secs).” Annabelle boldly predicts the Third Coming of Brian Moser, but can it happen in time for next year’s Jizz Fest? This podcast is a lot to swallow, but that’s why you don’t yell in the car.

Also, don’t forget to RSVP for Jizz Fest ’11!

Click the jump to check out this week’s Meat Cat-approved ‘Delicious Dexter,’ and Brian Moser’s t-shirt.

Nebraska is for lovers. Of Brian Moser.

Useful writing instrument? Or harbinger of doom?

Delicious Dexter

“Lil’ Chinos”

Feed your giant hunger with this Dexter-worthy variation of pigs in a blanket. Your heart may be crying tears of blood, but your stomach will be crying tears of satisfaction for every Lil’ Chino you finish! Bonus points if you get it right on your first attempt.

Ingredients:
-jalapeno-grilled chorizo sausage
-pepper jack cheese slices
-Pepperidge Farm puff pastry sheets
-egg yolk
-Jose Cuervo Gold (or your tranquilizer of choice)
-dijon mustard

Using a meat syringe, give each sausage a double injection of tequila and saute with jalapeno slices until fully cooked. Wrap sausages in a blanket of pepper jack cheese and puff pastry squares. Brush on a glaze of egg yolk to seal the blanket and bake for 30 minutes. Serve with spicy mustard.

6×06: Life of Biney

angelnorelation — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 10:20:41 +0000

If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then join your hosts as they drop garbage bags full of insight overboard to make room for their grog. Episode 6×06 of Dexter is chock full of subjects for discussion, including the appearance of (redaction) ghosts, possible lesbian (redaction), and auto-erotic (redaction) by flamingos. Angeleena dregs up the swampy remains of murderous lovers in this week’s ‘Delicious Dexter,’ Stephanie turns on her bat-signal, and everybody pulls out their matching towels for a sea-worthy eulogy. Why do seagulls suddenly appear every time Angel is near? Could it be that, just like me, they want to be close to her? Four podcasters set sail for a three-hour tour, but this podcast in a bottle was the last thing ever heard from them again.

Click the jump to see this week’s English titty ‘Delicious Dexter,’ and also to see a picture of Angel’s future beard. More good times await!

Quinn gets punched in the face, and an Angel gets his wings.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’ve got a friend in me:

Delicious Dexter

“Greetings From Miami”

Ah, absinthe: the long-favored drink of poets, artists, and English titty vampires everywhere. Now you can raise a glass in remembrance of those special sociopaths in your life with this variation of a Swamp Water cocktail (also called The Root of All Evil).

Ingredients:
-8 oz. root beer
-2 oz. absinthe
-1 oz. mai tai mix
-3/4 oz. sweetened lime juice

Pour over ice in a tall glass and garnish with maraschino cherry and an orange slice. Goes down sweeter than a spinal epidural, and you’ll be sleeping like you’re on a transatlantic flight in no time. Non, je ne regrette rien!

6×05: Occupy Miami Metro

angelnorelation — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 09:47:27 +0000

Harmonicas duel and Monopoly may be played when your hosts broadcast from Michael C. Hall’s closet in this very special episode of Let’s Talk About Dex. Dramatic stings abound as your hosts speculate on who shot JR and the identity of Dexter’s other other other brother. Is Quinn fraternizing with Death Eaters? Is Brother Sam the Cedric Diggory of Dexter? And exactly what was the most adorable thing in this episode? Angel observes that Travis Marshall’s kill outfit seems to resemble the ghost of movie outfits past, and Deb inspires Ange to create a delicious delicacy that is sure to give you a food boner. Together they discuss difficult matters and ask the hard-hitting questions: What would happen if the characters of Dexter went to Disneyworld? Who would throw up on the rides? What would their group photo at Splash Mountain look like? And will Deb adopt an eye patch if she gets promoted to Captain Morgan?

Click the jump to feast on the Easter eggs of episode 6×05. And the Fuck Balls. At the bottom.

Is this the cutest thing in this episode? It’s difficult to say.
Or does that honor belong to Travis Marshall?

The Lieutenant’s Wife, out in mass market paperback December 1st:

This is Travis Marshall’s kill outfit:

This is Tom Hanks’ kill outfit:

This is Chet Hanks’s kill outfit:

Oh yeah, and here are some videos likely to appear on the CD in Quinn’s desk in addition to the cat that burps and farts:

And finally, here’s today’s

Delicious Dexter

“Fuck Balls”
A recipe so easy, not even Deb could fuck it up!

-1 cup chocolate chips
-1 box powdered Vanilla wafers (or Thin Mints if available)
-2/3 cup butter
-1/2 cup Captain Morgan rum
-1 teaspoon instant coffee
-1 bag chopped pecans
Melt chocolate chips for 1:30 in the microwave and combine with other ingredients. Refrigerate overnight, then roll mixture into balls and coat with chopped pecans. Mmm…ballsy!

And now, a .gif from the internet.

6×04: Crotch Asphyxiation Awareness Month

angelnorelation — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:21:44 +0000

Your hosts talk National Crotch Asphyxiation Awareness Month and await their guest du jour, Nichael C. Hall, on this week’s ‘Let’s Talk About Dex,‘ which enters a hideous downward spiral of disgusting food when the McRib meets Cheesy Blasters, and Saved by the Bell meets Dexter for The Miami Grad School Years. Your hosts consult Siri for some body disposal tips but she misleads them, and field a legitimate theory about what the numbers 1237 and 1242 mean. Does nothing ever please Mike Anderson? Is Professor Gellar secretly Tyler Durden? And what, exactly, does LaGuerta do? Angel and Angeleena are out of sync with each other and everybody is delighted with this week’s ‘Delicious Dexter,’ “Steak It Now!” This podcast looks like it’s going to a hoedown.

Check the jump for Delicious Dexter and delicious Cheesy Blasters, and don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and come back for a special Halloween edition of Let’s Talk About Dex next week. Thanks, Meat Cat!

Delightfully disgusting:

Delicious Dexter

“Steak It Now! (with Jordan Chasers)”

Looking for the perfect meal to serve at your next camp retreat or motivational seminar? Why not Steak It Now? Sharpen your knives and get ready to marinate a nice, chubby steak in some Wild Turkey Gourmet Sauce. The barrel-aged bourbon whiskey will bring out a sultry, acidic flavor that’s to die for. Pair it with a bottle (or twelve) of Lonely Blonde lager from the Minneapolis-based Fulton Brewing Company, and your admirers will be chanting for more (but be careful–the 13th bottle’ll kill you). There might be a bit of a mess to clean up afterwards, but that’s what friends are for, right?

6×03: Slow Clap

angelnorelation — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 01:08:56 +0000

Joseph Quinn is the star of The Lieutenant’s Wife: A HarleQuinn Romance in this week’s Let’s Talk About Dex, in which Travis Marshall and Professor Gellar break out their cat sweaters (aka “Two Witness sackcloths”) for an afternoon of arts and crafts. Ryan unearths some memories of our favorite handsome big bad and shoots down the guy who’s forgotten the rule about bros before hos. Will she and Masuka have a spring wedding? Your hosts argue the pros and cons of Teen Ass Nipple Parade vs. Spanked, and they do some Goggling for the answer, while Ange’s ‘Delicious Dexter’ will give you alcohol poisoning in threes. Are there too many dicks on this dance floor? How many car wrecks will Dexter be in before this season is through? And will Ford Prefect warn Dexter to bring his towel before the world ends? If you want to destroy this podcast, hold this thread as I walk away.

See the sights of episode 6×03 and this week’s ‘Delicious Dexter’ after the jump.

Professor Gellar’s sweater is currently on sale in the women’s section of Target.

Are there too many dicks on this dancefloor?

Quinn laughed nostalgically before recalling that he was having sex with some lady.

Ange’s Craigslist ad is pretty much amazing.

Dexter lost his blood slides. He was pretty upset about it, I guess.

Delicious Dexter

“The Quadruple Homicide”
A bloody cocktail inspired by Arthur Mitchell’s kill cycle.

Step 1 (cement burial): Drop a maraschino cherry into a tall glass and bury under a thick sludge of simple syrup.
Step 2 (bathtub killing): Fill the glass two thirds of the way with 7-Up and slowly bleed some Grenadine into it until the drink achieves a deep red color.
Step 3 (suicide jumper): Drop a shot glass of Tanqueray into the 7-Up.
Step 4 (bludgeoning): Combine chilled vodka and blood orange juice in a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously until mixture nice and frothy, then pour into cocktail.
Don’t forget to top everything off with a sprinkling of your dead sister’s ashes! (May substitute rim sugar.)

“The Frank Lundy Special”

Sometimes simple is better. Kick off your shoes and relax with a Frank Lundy Special: a plate of cucumber sandwiches and a mystery shot. (Just ask the bartender to surprise you.)

6×02: Night Jogging

angelnorelation — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 08:55:41 +0000

What up, c***? Pinky and the Brain are under the microscope in this groundbreaking episode of Let’s Talk About Dex. Will Robert Langdon appear and reprimand Travis Marshall? Ange creates a chilly cocktail and Angel drafts a Craigslist ad seeking a serial killing partner. ’90s television makes a comeback in this podcast featuring a cameo from Samantha Jones and shocking revelation (though not a Revelation) that Professor Gellar may, in fact, be an older Ross Geller. Is a twisted ankle the newest pickup line? How sexy is wrecking a car without spilling coffee? And does Quinn eat cheese puffs in the shower while he cries? Lord beer Angel Batista strength and tell us, is Harrison’s voice legit? This podcast likes to watch, and remember Barry Manilow tickets.

See the sights (and the flavors) of ‘Let’s Talk About Dex’ 6×02 after the jump.

Entertainment Earth has these Cyberman things. They’re pretty cute, except for gimp #4. What is that about?

Masuka’s look of awe will mesmerize you. This is probably what he’ll look like when he sees Barry Manilow.

Delicious Dexter

“Ice Truck Chillers”

Need something fun to serve at your next serial killer play date? Jello shots are a perfect way to break the ice. Just mix up a batch of unflavored gelatin and add Everclear, plus a little of Dr. McGillicuddy’s Mentholmint Schnapps to taste. Suspend a handful of severed prostitute fingertips in the gelatin before it settles (gumdrops in assorted colors may substitute). Measure one fingertip per shot, or if you’re feeling crazy, combine them all in one solid “booze block.” Careful: too many Ice Truck Chillers may send heads flying!

6×01: A Fraternity of Dentists

angelnorelation — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 06:24:20 +0000

Why are we here? Are we alone in the universe? What’s the difference between Hammertime and regular time? All these questions and more are under discussion in Let’s Talk About Dex‘s first Season 6 podcast. Your hosts mourn the loss of Dexter’s lancet and make bets on the likelihood of a scene featuring Joey Quinn in his underwear watching multiple flatscreens and eating cheese puffs later in the season. Also: a mildly dirty sound clip polarizes the group, and speculation abounds on whether Season 6 is the new Da Vinci Code or merely an elaborate ad campaign for Tree of Life. Angeleena introduces the new segment “Delicious Dexter” with two Dexter-themed cocktails that will light you on fire and slap you in the face, respectively, and Angel asks the important question: “What would James Doakes do if he were still alive?” This podcast cheated off all your tests in high school, but it’ll pay you back someday.

Click the jump to check out Ange’s cocktails and see more of the sights of episode 6×01.

Delicious Dexter

“The Surprised Motherfucker”

Looking for the perfect drink to commemorate a fallen member of Miami’s finest? Try our alcoholic tribute to James Doakes and be the hit of your next bris. Simply combine Bacardi, tomato juice, and habanero pepper in a cocktail glass (or small propane tank) and garnish with a beef jerky swizzle stick. Set on fire until beef is slightly charred. Enjoy, motherfuckers! (Lemon optional.)

“The Dirty LaGuerta”

If you were wondering what beverage to serve at your next political fundraiser, look no further. The Dirty LaGuerta is the ultimate blend of femininity, ambition, and back-stabbing ruthlessness. Carefully pour Havana Club rum, Kahlúa, and Crème de Violette over ice in a highball glass and garnish with a sprig of orchid petals – but instead of drinking it, throw it immediately into the face of your closest friend. Hey, no one said life was fair!

Season 5: Beer’s Good Anytime

angelnorelation — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 06:41:16 +0000

Come for the cocktails and stay for the dueling harmonicas in this tension-packed episode of Let’s Talk About Dex, which features Angel’s new segment, “Dex in 60 Secs.” Is this the most polarizing season of Dexter to date? Special guest Kat joins your usual hosts in airing their rants and raves about Julia Stiles and Jordan Chase, before an unfortunate helium accident causes technical difficulties. Also explored: Masuka/Deb fan fiction, Dexter for 8-bit Nintendo, Boyd Fowler’s soup fetish, embezzlement by nannies, and Season 6 predictions. This podcast and you are buddies–you fucking poke each other on Facebook.

See the sights of episode 5 after the jump.

So what if Dexter is specific about Harrison’s needs.

“I mean that guy’s clearly a freak, but I don’t know him.”
“No, not the bald guy.”

Lick lick lick. That’s the sound of your ice cream running out.
(I got this from tumblr last year. I honestly can’t remember where it came from on there though.)

Masuka’s got a pretty amazing tat. And also pretty amazing panties.

What does this tattoo reveal about Masuka?

But seriously, does this look like Justin Bieber?

Oh no! Biebs!!! Look out!!!

Deb is the greatest. I’d kiss her if I hadn’t already gone through that phase in college.

Season 4: Shut Up, C***

angelnorelation — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 11:05:39 +0000

The Season 4 podcast offers up all the Old Man Saggy Butt you could hope for, and more! Your hosts discuss the high costs of sleep deprivation, horrible mentors, the Mitchell/Draper connection, and Dexter’s stock portfolio. Also: Sgt. Batista’s secret masturbation scene is exposed, we find out Dexter gets his fashion tips from Doug Funnie, and John Lithgow’s entire pre-Dexter career is retroactively tainted by serial killer-ism. Could this be the most batshit insane season of all? And can Trinity ever bathe without weeping? This podcast, like Masuka, can make anything sound perverted.

See the sights of episode 4 after the jump.

Really, Doug Funnie? Really?

This is what we subject ourselves to on Skype.

Most likely, Trinity stands up in the bathtub when he has to bathe alone.

You think this man is innocent because he’s an alien? This is the face of a killer:

Everything this man has done is now tainted with Trinity.

Do you think Kevin Bacon is excited in this photograph from Footloose? No. He’s terrified for his life.

I mean they let this man talk to children at the White House. Jesus Christ, Barack, I thought you were concerned about public safety at least.

Season 3: Vodka Spatter Analysis

angelnorelation — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 10:51:02 +0000

In this special food-and-drink episode of the podcast, your hosts get drunk and review season 3, in which Rita is pregnant, Masuka is sad, Dexter listens to marching band music, and Miguel Prado is the neediest BFF ever. Other topics of conversation include death by pie, viral marketing campaigns, and whether or not Dexter and Don Draper are the same person. A reference to Twilight yields disastrous results, then Angeleena performs a theme song on the guitar. This podcast will fuck you back in ways you never even imagined!

See the sights of episode 3 after the jump.

Miguel Prado is also Princess Leia’s adoptive father.

Dexter and Miguel have a bit of a disagreement.

I mean, Miguel really pisses off Dexter.

Angel Batista makes a graceful phone call.

Dexter and Don Draper: the same person?

Dexter v. Draper Death Match 2011. Don brings the fire.

Miguel will fuck you back in ways you never even imagined.

Power-saw to the people.

Season 2: Cannibal Meatballs

angelnorelation — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 23:08:55 +0000

Season 2 of Dexter is rife with subjects for conversation, including cucumber sandwiches, Old Man Saggy Butt, versatile child actors, serial killer shopping habits, positive female television roles, and Lila’s general horribleness. Some hard-hitting questions are answered: Who’s the most unfortunate character on Dexter? Is pyromania just for kids? What kind of cereal does Joseph Quinn eat? And is it worse to be killed by Lila or Trinity? Later, the cast of Dexter are sorted into their Hogwarts houses and Stephanie spoils the ending of The Sopranos for everyone. This podcast is SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.

See the sights of episode 2 after the jump.

Surprise, I brought you a gift, motherfucker.

Surprise party, motherfucker.

Surprise wallpaper, motherfucker.

Surprise Groundhog Day, motherfucker.

Season 1: Prado in the Sky with Diamonds

angelnorelation — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 03:17:03 +0000

Angel, Angeleena, Annabelle and Stephanie talk about important Season 1 topics including the marriageability of the Ice Truck Killer and whether wood-paneled station wagons are a relationship deal breaker. A Google search for Dexter facial hair leads to a game of Six Degrees, and someone orders dessert from Domino’s. Also discussed: “The Dexter Breakfast,” ARGs, Comic-Con, and David Duchovny as a dog. It is revealed that Angel has an advanced degree in Dexterology but still rents movies from Blockbuster. This is not a podcast about Delaware.

See the sights of episode 1 after the jump.

That Google search we mentioned. Jimmy Smits’ upper lip: naked without a mustache.

Prado in the Sky with Diamonds. Who felt it was necessary to make this? We may never know the truth.

Miguel Mesmer & the Amazing Wallpaper.

David Duchovny: wiener.

The site is almost live.

angelnorelation — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 09:32:23 +0000

I know you’ve been waiting for it. Probably you’ve had the day you thought this site was going to go live marked on your calendar for months. I’m not sure how you knew when that would be, but you knew anyway. It was your destiny. Fate brought you here.

This website is working on becoming sexier. It’s like two days old. It’s barely even left the hospital with its mom. It’s still got a soft spot on the top of its head. But I’m telling you, it will get there. One day. One day soon. So keep coming back.

In the mean time, keep an eye on our Twitter, @DexEducation.