6×03: Slow Clap

Joseph Quinn is the star of The Lieutenant’s Wife: A HarleQuinn Romance in this week’s Let’s Talk About Dex, in which Travis Marshall and Professor Gellar break out their cat sweaters (aka “Two Witness sackcloths”) for an afternoon of arts and crafts. Ryan unearths some memories of our favorite handsome big bad and shoots down the guy who’s forgotten the rule about bros before hos. Will she and Masuka have a spring wedding? Your hosts argue the pros and cons of Teen Ass Nipple Parade vs. Spanked, and they do some Goggling for the answer, while Ange’s ‘Delicious Dexter’ will give you alcohol poisoning in threes. Are there too many dicks on this dance floor? How many car wrecks will Dexter be in before this season is through? And will Ford Prefect warn Dexter to bring his towel before the world ends? If you want to destroy this podcast, hold this thread as I walk away.

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See the sights of episode 6×03 and this week’s ‘Delicious Dexter’ after the jump.

Professor Gellar’s sweater is currently on sale in the women’s section of Target.

Are there too many dicks on this dancefloor?

Quinn laughed nostalgically before recalling that he was having sex with some lady.

Ange’s Craigslist ad is pretty much amazing.

Dexter lost his blood slides. He was pretty upset about it, I guess.

Delicious Dexter

“The Quadruple Homicide”
A bloody cocktail inspired by Arthur Mitchell’s kill cycle.

Step 1 (cement burial): Drop a maraschino cherry into a tall glass and bury under a thick sludge of simple syrup.
Step 2 (bathtub killing): Fill the glass two thirds of the way with 7-Up and slowly bleed some Grenadine into it until the drink achieves a deep red color.
Step 3 (suicide jumper): Drop a shot glass of Tanqueray into the 7-Up.
Step 4 (bludgeoning): Combine chilled vodka and blood orange juice in a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously until mixture nice and frothy, then pour into cocktail.
Don’t forget to top everything off with a sprinkling of your dead sister’s ashes! (May substitute rim sugar.)

“The Frank Lundy Special”

Sometimes simple is better. Kick off your shoes and relax with a Frank Lundy Special: a plate of cucumber sandwiches and a mystery shot. (Just ask the bartender to surprise you.)