6×05: Occupy Miami Metro

Harmonicas duel and Monopoly may be played when your hosts broadcast from Michael C. Hall’s closet in this very special episode of Let’s Talk About Dex. Dramatic stings abound as your hosts speculate on who shot JR and the identity of Dexter’s other other other brother. Is Quinn fraternizing with Death Eaters? Is Brother Sam the Cedric Diggory of Dexter? And exactly what was the most adorable thing in this episode? Angel observes that Travis Marshall’s kill outfit seems to resemble the ghost of movie outfits past, and Deb inspires Ange to create a delicious delicacy that is sure to give you a food boner. Together they discuss difficult matters and ask the hard-hitting questions: What would happen if the characters of Dexter went to Disneyworld? Who would throw up on the rides? What would their group photo at Splash Mountain look like? And will Deb adopt an eye patch if she gets promoted to Captain Morgan?

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Click the jump to feast on the Easter eggs of episode 6×05. And the Fuck Balls. At the bottom.

Is this the cutest thing in this episode? It’s difficult to say.
Or does that honor belong to Travis Marshall?

The Lieutenant’s Wife, out in mass market paperback December 1st:

This is Travis Marshall’s kill outfit:

This is Tom Hanks’ kill outfit:

This is Chet Hanks’s kill outfit:

Oh yeah, and here are some videos likely to appear on the CD in Quinn’s desk in addition to the cat that burps and farts:

And finally, here’s today’s

Delicious Dexter

“Fuck Balls”
A recipe so easy, not even Deb could fuck it up!

-1 cup chocolate chips
-1 box powdered Vanilla wafers (or Thin Mints if available)
-2/3 cup butter
-1/2 cup Captain Morgan rum
-1 teaspoon instant coffee
-1 bag chopped pecans
Melt chocolate chips for 1:30 in the microwave and combine with other ingredients. Refrigerate overnight, then roll mixture into balls and coat with chopped pecans. Mmm…ballsy!

And now, a .gif from the internet.