Testimonials

“I came back to do something but I got distracted listening to this podcast. What was I going to do?”
- Jesus Christ, messiah

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“Kyle! Kyle! Have you listened to this podcast? I love these stupid fucking cunts!”
- Arthur Mitchell, Four Walls, One Heart volunteer

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“I brought this podcast to my nephew for his bris. Even though he is only a baby, I can tell he loved it!”
- Sgt. James Doakes, Miami Metro Police Department

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“We are amused.”
- Queen Victoria, monarch

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“I had, of late, but wherefore I knew not, lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercise, and indeed it went so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, why it seemed to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you! This brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why it appeared to me no more than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! In form and moving, how express and admirable! In action, how like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals, and yet, to me, what was this quintessence of dust? Man delighted not me, nor woman neither, at least until I listened to Let’s Talk About Dex. I’m feeling much better now, though.”
- Hamlet, prince of Denmark

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“This podcast is a gift to America from God.”
- Barack Obama, sitting President of the United States

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“I gave this podcast to America as a gift.”
- God, savior

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“A river of chocolate love that melts in your ears.”
- Vincent Masuka, crime scene analyst

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“Wow. These guys can make anything sound perverted.”
- Lt. Debra Morgan, Miami Metro Police Department

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“Ich bin ein Let’s Talk About Dex fan.”
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy, donut

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“Usually I hate Muggles, but these guys just kill me.”
- Voldemort, evil overlord

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“Bring the false prophet to the church. Also, my iPod. I’m dying to listen to the latest episode of Let’s Talk About Dex.”
- Professor James Gellar, Bible expert

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“I get the weirdest feeling when I’m listening to this podcast.”
- Father John Gill, priest

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“The horror, the horror! How had I not heard of this before?”
- Mr. Kurtz, ivory trader

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“This podcast makes me feel like a different person.”
- Ford Prefect, travel writer

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“Best enjoyed with a bit of pipeweed.”
- Gandalf the Grey, wizard, Order of the Istari

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“Tick tick tick. That’s the sound of your life running out until you listen to this podcast.”
- Jordan Chase, motivational speaker

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“I THINK THIS IS OFFENSIVE.”
- Dexter Morgan, blood spatter analyst

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